
PONDWATER UGLY is what a hater calls it when they know it looks good. So go ahead and wear the “insult” like a trophy. 😈
This lightweight jersey tee rocks a worn, roadside-sign graphic that screams late-night neon and rusted metal, like it survived a thousand miles and still showed up early. Soft, breathable, and easy to layer under a jacket or flannel, it’s built for small shows, road trips, and kicking it with the crew. The fit stays relaxed, the crew neck stays classic, and the art stays front-and-center so everybody can read the lie.
Product features
100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neons)
Super lightweight, breathable fabric (4.2–4.3 oz/yd²)
Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
Shoulder tape and side seams for stability and longer shape retention
Tear-away label removed at fulfillment; printed neck label applied
Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance (+/-), in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Ribbed knit collar with a seam
The ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold shirts shape longer and lend its structural support
Fiber composition
Ethically made 100% cotton from sustainably sourced materials. Heathers and Neon Pink are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Light Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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